British Marie Claire and Brüno July 2009

Sacha Baron Cohen posed alongside Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio in a cover shoot for Marie Claire July 2009 issue.

On July 10 he will present his new movie with his new guise.

For the issue, Bruno, played by Sacha Baron Cohen, penned an “A–Z List of Fashion,” in which he vexes as many people as he can.

He tells how L is for:

Little black child… thanks to Madonna und Bruno, it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”

On Pink, he says:

Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.”

And Amy Winehouse is described as:

Not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat.”

At K, he says it’s for:

Kampf, Mein… ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance’.”

A of course, is for Austria

Try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.”

H is for “High-vaisted Jeans”

In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”

And all the way to S for, get this, September 11th 2001

Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”

As Bruno says, Borat was so 2006!

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