Sacha Baron Cohen posed alongside Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio in a cover shoot for Marie Claire July 2009 issue.

On July 10 he will present his new movie with his new guise.

For the issue, Bruno, played by Sacha Baron Cohen, penned an “A–Z List of Fashion,” in which he vexes as many people as he can.

He tells how L is for:

Little black child… thanks to Madonna und Bruno, it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”

On Pink, he says:

Just vatching him now on MTV. A great singer und so hunky.”

And Amy Winehouse is described as:

Not too skinny, in fact, for ein junkie she is actually zehr fat.”

At K, he says it’s for:

Kampf, Mein… ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance’.”

A of course, is for Austria

Try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it.”

H is for “High-vaisted Jeans”

In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”

And all the way to S for, get this, September 11th 2001

Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”

As Bruno says, Borat was so 2006!

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Celebrities are also preparing for Halloween and some of them have already had great Halloween parties.

There’ll be no last minute costume panic for Sean “P Diddy” Combs, who has told that he will be rabid on the dance floors of the luminariest celebrations dressed as the Pope.

Also Sean “P Diddy” having just spent a rumoured $20 million adding sports outfit label Enyce to his fashion collection – has saved some bucks  while putting the look together.

I bought the costume, the robe and the hat from a second-hand costume store in Los Angeles,” Diddy tells.

Rising Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez revealed she’s dressing up as June Carter Cash this Halloween.

Me and my best friend Demi Lovato have a tradition [of trick-or-treating] that we’ve been doing ever since I can remember. We actually wear masks so it’s so funny because people don’t even know we’re walking by them,” the teen star said in her interview for OK! magazine.

Cindy Crawford was a scary Amy Winehouse, Sacha Baron Cohen dressed up as a cow, other stars wore America’s stripes and stripped to bikini-clad costumes in the lead up to Halloween at Kate Hudson’s place for her Halloween party in Brentwood, Los Angeles. Courteney Cox wore a witch costume.

Gwen Stefani partied at a distinct LA bash dressed as a fried egg.

I love Halloween! It’s so funny!

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